Seems like my parents maybe aren't all that happy with my REAL name they gave me, as they tend to call me just about every other name in the book.
Now I know how poor Mutt, I mean Ella, feels all the time.
Some of their new favorites are:
Max, Ebeneezer Small pants, Bald Billy and Quinnypants.
Here's a picture of two of Dad's favorite things in the morning....